Things To Ponder

I found this list of "Things to Ponder" while sitting at a bagel shop over coffee one morning and wanted to share it with my readers!

- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
- I TOTALLY take back ALL those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- How the HELL are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- Was learning cursive REALLY necessary?
- Mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
- I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes out after Blu Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
- I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of MS Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10 page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- I think the freezer deserves a light as well!
- I wish google maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
- Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey- but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.